"Careful? Was my Muzza careful when she stabbed me in ze heart with a clothes-hanger while I was still in ze womb?"

I don't know why, or how, but I've made the transition in south park from being a Style fan to being a kk/k2 fan, to being Cryle fan and now I'm a freaking Tophelovski fan. D: All within a week and a half.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!

(and yet I find it funny!)

Here are a few of my favorite lines from the tophelovski pairing, aside from the one above...and just thing's that Christophe/The Mole says that I think is funny:

#1:
Christophe/the Mole: Do you 'ave ze Mirror?
Stan Marsh: Yeah
Christophe/the Mole: Ze rope?
Stan Marsh: Check
Christophe/The Mole: Ze Butfore?
Kyle Broflovski: What's a butfore?
Christophe/The mole: For pooping, Silly. *takes a drag*

#2:
Kyle Broflovski: Be careful, Dude.
Christophe/The Mole: Careful? Was my Muzza careful when she stabbed me in ze heart with a clothes-hanger while I was still in ze womb?
Stan Marsh: Damn, Dude, that kid is fucked up.

#3:
Christophe/The Mole: Cartman, over zere is ze electrical box, you must sneak over zere and shut it off before I return with Terrance and Phillip or ze alarms will sound, and I will be attacked by guard dogs. Got it?
Eric Cartman: Okay.
Christophe/The Mole: YOU MUST SHUT OFF ZE ALARMS! I FUCKING HATE GUARD DOGS!
Eric Cartman: OKAY, I heard you the first time you british piece of shit! *gets shocked* OW!

#4:
Christophe/The Mole: You realiza that by doing zis, we could be grounded for two, perhaps even three weeks?

#5:
Kyle Broflovski: Do you see Terrance and Phillipe?
Christophe/The Mole: *looking at animal pics* Yes, but they are heavily guarded. We have to dig, from her, so as not to be seen. Come on Beetches.

#6:
Stan Marsh: Hey, Mole, Do you know where the clitoris (O.<?) is?
Christophe/The Mole: Ze what?
Stan Marsh: The clitoris. I have to find teh clitoris so I can get this Wendy girl to like me.
Christophe/The Mole: AH! YOU NEED TO STOP THINKING WITH YOUR DICK! YOU NEED TO BE ON YOUR TOES! BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO BE GROUNDED AGAIN! NOT FOR YOU! NOT FOR ANYONE!

#7:
Christophe/The Mole: If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying Giraffe.
Stan Marsh: What does a dying Giraffe sound like?
Christope/The Mole: *makes a wierd sound*
Kyle Broflovski: ......'kay.

#8: (The entire reason, it's cannon.)
Christophe/The Mole: SHEET! SHEET! FUCKING GUARD DOGS, SHEET!- Ze alarms, zey went off.
Eric Cartman: Yeah, that was my bad, Sorry.
Christophe/The mole: Hold me.
Kyle Broflovski: *holds Christophe/The Mole*
Christophe/The mole: So very cold. Zere is no hope, now, you must get out of here.
Kyle Broflovski: We can't leave without you!
Christophe/The mole: Eet's okay, I'm done for.
Kyle Broflovski: NO! WE CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT YOU! We don't know where the hell we are.
Christophe/The Mole: Where is your god when you need him? Huh? Where is your beautiful, merciful faggot? Here i come, god, here I come you fucking rat. -Now, ze light, she fades. And darkness settles in. But, I will find strength.-
Kyle Broflovski: No, Mole, Hang on!
Christophe/The Mole: -I will find pride within.-
Kyle Broflovski: We'll get you home.
Christophe/The Mole: -Because, although, I die.-
Kyle Broflobski: I can't face my mom!
Christophe/The Mole: -Our freedom will be won!
Kyle Broflovski: Not alone!
Christophe/The Mole: -Though I die, La Resistance lives on!-
Kyle Broflovski: SHIT!

Lol, that's almost every freaking line Christophe/The mole has! XD